TUS... that's the name us wormers call The Ultimate Site, a competitive league for Worms Armageddon...
we go off and on, playing games, getting points, losing points, over and over and over... that's the routine around here. losing ten games in a row is NOTHING around here, we just keep fighting on and on and on... that's the routine... we aren't afraid of losing our points, losing our dignity, naw man, that shit means nothing here! all we fear is the routine, because let me tell ya... the routine will kill a wormer...
who we were before joining TUS... doesn't matter... who we are in TUS... doesn't matter... who we want to be after TUS... DOES NOT MATTER! hah hah hah! because once you enter TUS, it's a life long sentence to an addiction that will blossom into something truly horrific and will eat away at the wormer, take control over his/her body and soul... and that's all the rest of the world will see when looking at you...
MonkeyIsland is the creator of TUS, the mad genius behind it all... he created TUS as an experiment, a facility unlike any before... a league for the people BY the people... the only problem is, the ultimate power lies within MonkeyIsland... he's the shot caller, the supreme-O gangsta, hah hah hah! He has the power to warn a wormer, mute a wormer, to BAN a wormer! he can strip a man/woman down to his/her bare bones and reveal who he/she really is to the rest of the world... and lemme tell ya, MI has got the whole world in his hands... no, he's got the whole world by the balls, hah hah hah!
When a ban is issued, a wormer only has a few options... he can wait and wait and wait until he serves his time and go back to poppin' grenades, reportin' games, and swingin' across maps like he is tarzan, king of the jungle, and truth be told, every mothaf@#!a around here thinks he's king of the jungle, looking down upon everyone below while he sits up on the canopy sippin' his cool drinks and such, passin' judgment on all the other wormers... but only one wormer has that power, and that's MonkeyIsland...
the second option is for MonkeyIsland to never lift the ban... You see, MI has the power to just pick up the phone and let the wormer get back into the routine, back into the 30 games a day stretch, back into the sickness... MI has the ultimate clemency, the ultimate mercy upon a wormer... but every bitch up in TUS knows this - the ultimate clemency is when MonkeyIsland doesn't pick up that phone, when he doesn't lift that ban... addiction to TUS is like life in prison without chance of parole... WITHOUT CHANCE OF PAROLE!
Here in TUS, a ban IS parole... Welcome to The Ultimate Site
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